Do any of you guys watch this? Man is their some tick turds on that program  
I love watching it  

Most singers are either similar in their vocals or total fvckin wackos
Im just waiting for that diamond to shine through with  extraordinary vocals.

Last years winner was just superb. You cant help but p1ss your pants at the people who actually THINK they can sing, ha!


I want to see Simon Cowell on the ukbff judging panel!

Yea, I watch it, can't help it. The Americans are just nuts, but funny.

Sad, oh so SAD!!  .

Reaper.

Well it sure is entertaining! Simon cowell on the ukbff judging panel!! Now that wud b sumthin!

SIMON COWELL... 'youre condition is pathetic, have you dieted AT ALL?'
'your tan is terrible, your free posing is A JOKE, you're just totally hideous... NEXT!'

You look like a WASP!

One of the greatest put-down lines from Simon Cowell was:

"While you're here, what is your village doing for an idiot?"

It's probably an old one, but must use it myself one day!

Nothing but classics from Mr Cowell!

What he says is usually true, it adds to excitement anyway.

Roll on friday for the next show!  

If you guys like american idol then look out for a program called "So you think you can dance". It's meant to be a serious search for america's next best dancer, and you get some right plebs auditioning who would look Shite at a sat night disco. A couple of times i saw shoddy breakdancers and body poppers attempt forward somersaults and lose there footing and headbutt the stage floor. I even saw a fat bird dance for about 30 seconds then throw up in front the judges cos she was so out of shape. It's classic tv.