A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to the UK
  
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,   "Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"  The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Pakistani."
  
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!"  The
Person says, "I not British, I am Polish."
  
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,  shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful things in England!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from India, I am not British!"
  
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you British?" She says, No, I am from Africa !" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British people?"
  
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!

X2.. very funny and sadly true

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"Probably at work!!!!!!

In Sunderland they're not!
In nearby Easington, they have the highest % of unemployed on sick benefits in the country! Over one third. Of course sick benefit is more that Jobseekers Allowance isn't it!

i was on sickness benifits because of socalphobia and depression but thay stoped it for silly reasons like i could read a book without lossing conserntration. i beleve it is because of all the people that take edvantage of these benifits. but it did help me in a way cause i had too try a get work and get over my phobia. plus this is why i started bodybuilding cause its very good for stress and depression.

im not sure i should of posted that now. ive had a few beers lol.

bodybuilding is awsome for getting over many things   i bodybuild to prove wankers wrong  

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bodybuilding is awsome for getting over many things    i bodybuild to prove wankers wrong  

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