An Irish Ghost Story

This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale,
its true!!!!!

John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.

The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.. Only to realize there was nobody behind the
wheel and the engine wasn't on .

The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he
started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of no
where through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came
through the window, but never touched or harmed him.

Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength, he jumped
out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about
the horrible experience he had just had.

A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying and....wasn't drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like
John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar,
one said to the other...

"Look Paddy.....there's that f*king idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!"

Wabbits...

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you
want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"



The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers....." I
dont weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk."

hehe rabbit one i like.. thought it was going to end in vibrating sort of rabbit..