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   <title>Help needed with BT</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[Im having serious problems trying to get them to connect my line since i moved in . <br />There was a line already in, the old house users just took there number with them.<br /><br />Since that day ive been on the phone to them roughly over an hour a day : This is a email i sent to watchdog to try get some advice. What you guys think<br /><br />Dear Sirs<br /><br />27/6/8 i moved into my new house. I tried to contact BT to get my line connected. After 40mins of them finding my address which the house has been there for 12 years they found it and tried to insist i had a package for £75 a month. I declined and chose the basic package for £11 a month.<br /><br />Day later i had a phonecall saying they could not find my address again and that the package i set up hadnt been put through so had to go through it all again and was given yet another phone number for my house.<br /><br />Monday moring i had a call off BT saying to phone them as i was driving at the time. I called back and neither department knew what was the problem for them phoning. After explaining what's been going on they said the package was canncelled because there was no line in the address. The lady i was speaking to addmitted there was a line and doesnt know why it happend so she transferd me over to a differnt department. <br /><br />The next gentlemen said there was no line so i needed to pay £150 to get one setup and the date would be 15th of july instead of 2nd of july.<br /><br />I explained again and after a call back he said every thing will be fine for the 2nd of july after i asked for a manager to contact me. <br /><br />I was asked to create a package again but i refused as would be the third time to make a package and give out my details again when it should be on there system. <br /><br />After another 40mins it was said everything is fine and my line would be connected. <br /><br />Today 1/7/8 i had a call off BT saying there was a &quot;buiness&quot; line in the home so they need to send a engineer out to put a line in costing me 150 again. I refused saying it the prev owners were residential so there is already a line.<br /><br />The lady said she would call be back. Thankfull she did 15mins later and said no worries my phone will be conncted again on the 2nd of july.<br /><br />This is the most stressfull thing ive had to be put through and i pray to god it goes up tommorow. How can i get this sorted? Any help would most be apperiated ]]></description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 1 Jul 2008 09:18:25</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Tankuk</dc:creator>
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   <title>New house...today!</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[Well ive moved into my new house today!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />Got my self a nice little 2 bed! <br /><br />woo woo ]]></description>
   <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:34:35</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Tankuk</dc:creator>
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   <title>Sponsored !!</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[I'm very pleased to say I have now got sponsorship from Extreme Nutrition. I had a chance meeting with the <br />owner whilst at the NABBA Britain finals and after a chat the deal was sealed. This puts me in a great position to get back on stage next year, the Mr Wales being the first goal. Either Masters or Class 1, undecided which at <br />the moment. <br />I am not using &quot;additional&quot; supps at the moment and haven't been for a number of months now. I intend to stay <br />that way and start comp' prep December this year, the show being in May 2009. I intend to grow up to the <br />show. I am using creatine, blended protein and amino's as supps as well as 3gm vit C, thats it.<br />I have the added bonus of getting assistance from a well known muscle guru for my prep, so I am excited about <br />this opportunity and can't wait to crack on.<br />I am doing cardio three times a week, and weights the same up to December. Getting fit enough to go through a comp' prep before it starts. <br />I am refocused and on a mission.....<br />My pics, profile etc will be on the Extreme Nutrition web site soon, so take a look and see what you think.<br /><br />Reaper&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp; ]]></description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:35:26</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Reaper</dc:creator>
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   <title>Line rider</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://linerider.com/play-line-rider-online">http://linerider.com/play-line-rider-online</a> <img src="http://forums.british-bodybuilding.co.uk/blahdocs/Smilies/trilly/LOL.gif" style="vertical-align: middle" alt="" />]]></description>
   <pubDate>Wed, 4 Jun 2008 15:44:06</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Jonny05</dc:creator>
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   <title>Take up photography guys!</title>
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   <description><![CDATA[The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, &quot;Well, I'm off now. <br />The man should be here soon.&quot; <br /><br />Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. &quot;Good morning, Ma'am&quot;, he said, &quot;I've come to...&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Oh, no need to explain,&quot; Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, &quot;I've been expecting you.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Have you really?&quot; said the photographer. &quot;Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and <br />have a seat&quot;. <br /><br />After a moment she asked, blushing, &quot;Well, where do we start?&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;My, that's a lot!&quot;, gasped Mrs. Smith. <br /><br />&quot;Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Don't I know it,&quot; said Mrs. Smith quietly. <br /><br />The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. &quot;This was done on the top of a bus,&quot; he said. <br /><br />&quot;Oh, my God!&quot; Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. <br /><br />&quot;And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;She was difficult?&quot; asked Mrs. Smith. <br /><br />&quot;Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Four and five deep?&quot; said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. <br /><br />&quot;Yes&quot;, the photographer replied. &quot;And for more than three hours, too. <br />The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. <br />Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.&quot; <br /><br />Mrs. Smith leaned forward. &quot;Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?&quot; <br /><br />&quot;It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Tripod?&quot; <br /><br />&quot;Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.&quot; <br /><br />Mrs. Smith fainted<br />]]></description>
   <pubDate>Tue, 3 Jun 2008 17:31:20</pubDate>
   <dc:creator>Madeira Jon</dc:creator>
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